NOW AVAILABLE: Beginner Pole. Side Effects Will Occur.
- Jul 28, 2025
- 1 min read
If you’ve been exposed to traditional workouts, you may be experiencing the following symptoms:
Chronic treadmill avoidance
Motivation fluctuations
Gym dread
A mysterious lack of joy mid-workout
You may be at risk for fitness boredom.
Luckily, there’s a beginner-friendly treatment option.

It’s called Ignite with Altitude.
8 weeks. 3 classes a week.
Designed to disrupt gym dread and awaken your inner badass.
This exclusive pole dancing prescription is now being offered at all Altitude studios across New Zealand - no referral required. Just curiosity.
For best results, Ignite should be administered consistently over 8 weeks, starting September 1 and concluding October 26. Side effects have been observed to intensify with each visit.
Common symptoms may include:
Lifting your own body like it’s normal
A sudden refusal to touch treadmills
Mid-workout grinning
Making actual friends as an adult
Prolonged exposure may cause:
Main Character Energy
Becoming the kind of person who shows up
Becoming the kind of person who stays
This is not your average intro course.
Ignite is structured, supportive, beginner-approved - and comes with perks, surprises, and an entire community cheering for you. It’s an experience. And it sticks.
Enjoyed by over 400 beginners. Spaces are limited. Entry requires a one-time payment of $399.
(payment plans are available, just talk to us!)




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