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NOW AVAILABLE: Beginner Pole. Side Effects Will Occur.

  • Jul 28, 2025
  • 1 min read

If you’ve been exposed to traditional workouts, you may be experiencing the following symptoms:

  • Chronic treadmill avoidance

  • Motivation fluctuations

  • Gym dread

  • A mysterious lack of joy mid-workout


You may be at risk for fitness boredom.


Luckily, there’s a beginner-friendly treatment option.



It’s called Ignite with Altitude.


8 weeks. 3 classes a week.


Designed to disrupt gym dread and awaken your inner badass.


This exclusive pole dancing prescription is now being offered at all Altitude studios across New Zealand - no referral required. Just curiosity.


For best results, Ignite should be administered consistently over 8 weeks, starting September 1 and concluding October 26. Side effects have been observed to intensify with each visit.


Common symptoms may include:

  • Lifting your own body like it’s normal

  • A sudden refusal to touch treadmills

  • Mid-workout grinning

  • Making actual friends as an adult


Prolonged exposure may cause:

  • Main Character Energy

  • Becoming the kind of person who shows up

  • Becoming the kind of person who stays


This is not your average intro course.


Ignite is structured, supportive, beginner-approved - and comes with perks, surprises, and an entire community cheering for you. It’s an experience. And it sticks.


Enjoyed by over 400 beginners. Spaces are limited. Entry requires a one-time payment of $399.


(payment plans are available, just talk to us!)


Entries close August 28.


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